Free-wheeling raconteur Speed Levitch, featured in the film The Cruise, gives us a tour of Columbia that introduces us to a place we didn't know existed. "Carpet Beach" and the tale of Chico Lee's motiveless malignancy are just as much landmarks as Jewell's hospital and the story of the university's formation. As Speed says, "the true destination of the tour is to have a quick seance with the city-teacher, Columbia, and discern the life-lessons that the aggregate wisdom within that particular city-limits is bestowing upon us." Dig? It's free!